god's most tarmacciest napper

ava sealander they/them

[god's most tarmacciest napper @tarmacnap]

shout out to glennon doyle for helping me write a strongly-worded email

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i get more joy out of making something someone might call mid than i do from not creating anything at all

[god's most tarmacciest napper @tarmacnap]

@MikeSealander daily affirmation

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if my girl and jellycat sqiggle frog drowning... catch me at my girl's funeral pinching littol babey cheek

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@CAPYBARA_MAN capyscary

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shout out to duolingo for spreading the gay agenda

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my parents really just rawdogging this autumn. no heat. no fireplace. no slippers. unreal.

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its not that i struggle to set realistic expectations for myself i just dont know my worth and overestimate my abilities

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the look that my brother gives me when my mom uses the wron g pronouns makes being trans worth it

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im literally only alive right now to drink 2 day old cups of water that i leave in my room

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once i get another hdmi cable it's over for you bitches

[god's most tarmacciest napper @tarmacnap]

virgo season? more like virgin season.

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i cant be held responsible for shit that isnt in my google calendar. thats on YOU, mom

[god's most tarmacciest napper @tarmacnap]

didn't even get to use my "it's a free country" defense when coming out to my family today

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working on thoughts about “poly+partnered” people actively looking for more partners. can’t put them together yet but when i do it’s gonna be ruthless and life changing

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the most persecuted group in today's society is people who aren't a fall color palette when it's fall fashion season

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amazon: "do you want to spend $5000 on a french horn?"
my sister: "yeah i kinda do"

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studying physics is great until someone asks you how you do it

[god's most tarmacciest napper @tarmacnap]

i have so many feelings lately it's almost as if now that i have had a short recess from my school related issues i now have time to deal with personal issues two months overdue!