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university road affectee

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Guys i married her a few hours ago

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Itna koi bara chutya hun main holy shit mohtarma ko cake gift kara and set payment to cash on delivery 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Zameen phat jaye aur main gir k mar jaun

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

This image is frying me up

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@poisonwithana There is only ONE king of kabab and its dhaga kabab

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Waaait so you're telling me fat pussy made these laddus??

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@khubsuratkhatun Wait you're right

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

>see demon
>Immediately call it a woman

Hmmmmm

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@hintsofcrimson2 Ameen

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@aisaykaise @Ufone They have also updated the prices by a big margin. A normal super card is now 1700 rupees wtf

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@musicncode chainsaw k petrol k paisay nahi hain

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

What was the point of chainsawman again... I randomly remember the ending of the manga and get mad again and again

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Did anyone else think it was weird af for jules to lose their shit over the painting censorship? Hurrdurr im trans now i must paint nekkid boobs and dicks for a non pg18 show/film whatever. Kher mujhe kya main tou unemployed hun

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@musicncode

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Are any of you on substack

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

@biryaniwdalooo Dawlance is incredible

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

this is the islamic republic of pakistan so you better cover up your nanga parbat

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

My hr tried to fight me for FIVE HUNDRED rupees... Company waqai bankrupt hogai hai bhai. Kher maine nikalwaliye. Death to hr

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Im both shocked at the meme and the amount of people who are RELATING TO THIS IN THE COMMENTS WHAT THE FUCKKK what an insane tweet bc and engagement

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Load shedding at 3am and being greeted with "your area is exempt from load shedding" in the ke app. Fuck you

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Brudda why is my paris aunty congratulating me by calling me DADDY JEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ranmureed maxxer @tarnishedHomd]

Guys we just had our first kid and he is just as beautiful as his parents

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@khubsuratkhatun Chandraat