mariah

sweet as strawberry wine

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb vs an 0-4 team

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The NFL is in absolute mayhem.

- Raiders have matched their win total from last season
- Chargers & Texans remain winless
- Breece Hall, Justin Jefferson, De’Von Achane, Mike Evans, Baker Mayfield, Jalen Coker, Travis Etienne ALL INJURED
- Baltimore wins a game with 7 seconds
- Super Bowl champs lose to Marcus Mariota
- Deshaun Watson leads Cleveland to 2-0
- Trevor Lawrence is taking knees to give Tuten free TD’s
- Kenyon Sadiq is a SUPERSTAR
- Cam Ward might get benched soon
- Entire AFC North is 2-1

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Jameis Winston and Cam Skattebo are the most hilarious combination of football players ever seen on a field

[New York Giants @Giants]

WR Malik Nabers has returned to the game.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me acting like I don't care about fantasy so my players will actually score some points

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[𝑹 @pacuzl]

this blue with cherries just stunning

[Chris Johnson @ChrisJohnson28]

My kids are the reason for everything I do. I wrote this for y’all.
@PlayersTribune

https://t.co/a74wSl2eIN

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me getting ready to let a group of 53 millionaires throwing a ball around determine my mental health for the next 5 months

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Work related jokes will always finish me

[karen novia d ale @killmyaffairs]

"los jovenes son expertos en tecnologia"

yo intentando borrar una hoja en blanco d word

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando já calculou quantas horas vai dormir, mas não consegue dormir e o número vai descendo

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I used to be in class like: “40 mins left. Two 20-min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times.” 😭😭

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[𝚂 .⋆♱🌙 ༘ ᯓ★ @ERAOFMONE]

OMG MELANIE KAYDA AND TRINITY 😍

[🌐 @ttfalor]

first day at a job is probably top 2 most embarrassing thing you can ever go through as a human

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.