Alan Fulwood

It's never too late to be what you might have been - George Eliot

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@pinkun @RiddersholmG @FocusImagesLtd Whats funny boys, starting without a stricker?

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@PippaCrerar Minister for Health, 5 mths. Treasury 12mths. Prisons 10mths. Afghanistan 7mths. Victoria Atkins mp or Saturday girl as I call her.

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@13sarahmurphy Baldrick the Tory tells us everyday that they have a cunning plan but they never mention what it is.

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@IanDunt Would you allow any of these people into your home let alone into office.

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@GullisJonathan @RishiSunak @Conservatives @RicHolden It must be his ball.

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@julianknight15 Why return it? It has already bought contracts. Seems wrong to then give his money back. There are so many charities that could benifit from 10 million.

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@mrhenrymorris At least he won't have to pass a fitness test.

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@NorwichCityFC I hope Johnny's leg will be ok.

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@larryandpaul Anderson, a man who tells it like it isn't.

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@MarinaPurkiss What tory plan? There isn't one.

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@carolvorders 80 seats!! What is wrong with some people.

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@MUFCrednews @ThatsSoVillage What? Stick to football.

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@KayBurley @laurabundock How will we cope

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@thestebe @mrjamesob When it comes to potatoes @mrjamesob knows his onions.

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@jemmaforte Who votes for these people

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@BenOTBC @NorwichCityFC Oh come on Ben, have you been watching

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@RhonddaBryant Looks more like a care home

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@MrTimDunn I'm confused, isn't it a park named St James. Not sure how someone who died in 44AD could possibly have owned it.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

My New Year's Resolution is to annoy less grammar pedants.

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@BobRutler Barnes' ability seems to stop at his mouth.