Tarquin Randomfelt

I’m not the sort of person you should put on speaker phone

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@crapolatombola The youth of today have it easy, if I wanted to send unsolicited dick pics I’d have to shoot a roll of film, take it down to Boots to get it developed, pay an extra £1 for 24 hour turn round then get the bus home & fax the photo of my magnificent member to the lady for being sexy

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

#ReformActionDay

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Trump and his supporters openly threatening the sovereignty of Canada, Greenland and the UK and you all just sit there?

THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"You boy, is Elon Musk still being an attention-seeking toxic gobshite?"

[LFC Transfer Room @LFCTransferRoom]

SHOCKING! Premier League referee David Coote appears in a video calling Liverpool ‘sh**’ and Jurgen Klopp ‘c*nt’ 🤯

David Coote is known for being a Manchester United fan and this is definitely out of the line. 😬 https://t.co/LBjnhrG4kl

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@Bbmorg Bone spurs 🤷‍♂️

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@markeverett1977 @supertanskiii BUT HOW ARE THEY GOING TO PAY THE SHAREHOLDER’S DIVIDENDS?!?!

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@JamesCleverly And yet you take no responsibility for your actions that led to you losing your reputation for competence?!? You’re a disgrace & enabled your party to wreck the UK’s economy & future for our children- an absolute disgrace

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Trump wants this video Banned from the internet before the Election.

Trump insiders told us, "Trump hates this video."

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

It's been a while since we've had a politician as poor as Jenrick. He hasn't a single quality to distinguish him: no moral centre, no trace of intellectual substance, no microscopic hint of charisma, no presentational ability.

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

UK news: people who spent 14 years breaking something before passing it on keep moaning that it hasn't been fixed yet

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@bbctms I think the best part of this was after the match when Leach recreated his famous 1 😁

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

5 years ago today. 🤯

Where were you when this happened?

#BBCCricket #Ashes

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬

[💙💙🐶🐱Alexa 🌊🐾❤️🐾❤️🐾 @Alexarenee1]

Unless it benefits him . #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@GjocsJones Let the prosecutions begin

[Tarquin Randomfelt @tarquin1984]

@farmerjoefred @BorisJohnson @michaelgove @nadhimzahawi @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Let the prosecutions begin

[Trevor McArdle @McardleTrevor]

Reform is a Limited Company

Farage owns 53%

It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”

It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget

It wants to privatise the NHS

& invest in fossil fuels

Close the BBC

& break International law

It’s a scam

Please retweet widely

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is an incredible piece of work by @JonathanPieNews.

From the research, to the sequencing, to the performance.

You want to know why so many people are turning away from vapid MSM and looking to political comedy & alternative news? Look no further. 👇

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

People voting Conservative.
#GE24 #GeneralElection2024