Mordecai

IRON SHARPENS IRON

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐲✞︎ @montero_997]

“i want to date a boy with motion so i can motivate him more”

[HC93 @HC93_]

You couldn't start certain missions if you were too fat in san andreas LMFAO

[plutoski💕 @plutosk1x]

No breakfast or nothing just straight to goons

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Almost clicked on a video of a woman talking

[• @RealElvo]

Hii video inanimalisa walai😂😂😂.

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Mwenye kisima huwa hapangi line😂😂💀💀

[autist @litteralyme0]

me eating whatever I want because my body doesn't gain weight:

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Translation: Every athlete I've slept with is a simp, they spend recklessly on me, how dare he Romelu Lukaku to be intelligent with his money

[lynk @lynk0x]

When I get suspiciously relaxed and start wondering which responsibility I’ve forgotten.

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

That arc is nasty work no wonder Ruto anatoa hasira na sisi

[Real Life Villain @dontcallmeTK]

Unaavoid sambaza Nairobi unakuja Meru kuambiwa uingie boot

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Ukiwa in your prime 18-69 years ka mwanaume hufai kua una treatiwa na yengs ni kama ni favor anakufanyia

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Shave her head, strip her naked, flog her through the street, then hang her.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Na si ungemshow mkiwa na yeye kwa harusi?

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Men, the best way to satisfy a woman sexually is to be with a virgin. The more sexually exposed a woman is, the more numb she. A virgin will get wet from a kiss and cum from the first stroke.

But these exposed ones, you will need concoction, viagra, karma sutra moves, to eat that thing, you will sweat n sweat till that back breaks.

Sex is only complicated when dealing with street urchins

Lesson: The more men a woman sleeps with, the less capable she is to pairbond.

[OLAYIMIKA 🖤 @Fhigo_]

Omo 😭😭😭😭

[Dean Evans @SpleenZilla]

I made this trailer 🥹

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

The first GTA: San Andreas trailer debuted through MTV on August 20, 2004, 67 days before release.

[r⛧ @sharkxcatt]

"are you a introvert or a extrovert?"
im a pervert, take them clothes off