Tartar Control

We are two Mormon Missionaries who play in a fun band with our sassy robot.

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Tartar Control has a show on 11/22/2019 at 08:00 PM @ The Observatory in Santa Ana, CA https://t.co/G03zQCNExE #concert https://t.co/ujP5aokYId

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Tartar Control has a show on 07/20/2019 at 08:00 PM @ The Kraken Lounge in Seattle, WA https://t.co/etoL6qe22z #concert https://t.co/ujP5aokYId

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Tartar Control has a show on 07/19/2019 at 08:00 PM @ The Starday Tavern in Portland, OR https://t.co/4pHkfaIB6l #concert https://t.co/ujP5aokYId

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Here’s a prayer trick Fun Friends! Next time you pray, stare directly at the sun for 10 seconds! The temporary blindness you receive a angle kisses! IT’S TRUE!!!

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This JULY!! We’ll be coming to The Starday Tavern in Portland and The Kraken Bar & Lounge in Seattle for a PEACH COBBLER PARTY!!! We, The Holy Trinity, and all of your dead relatives will see you there!! HOORAY!!!!!

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Today a street woman offered to “kiss my pecker for $20” Now I don’t know how this woman knew that I was into avian appreciation- specifically woodpeckers- but I had to say “thanks but no thanks” as I like my... https://t.co/QJSx8mkCUt

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!! Sean, Robot, and I will be making a pilgrimage
to the The Observatory Orange County at Thanksgiving time to open for Mac Sabbath and 45 Grave!!! WOWEEEE!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!! https://t.co/88gVIcpPOi

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Hey Monday morning sleepy Pals! Tuck in your shirts! Jesus tucked in his shorts and look what happened to him!

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This Goodwill is a cornucopia of swell tunes Prayer Pals!!

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Take a look at these swell photos from 13 Stitches Magazine of our show at The Observatory Orange County last weekend! Thanks pals! HOORAY!!!! https://t.co/tMtPAqCsx4

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Please enjoy our FIRST music video: "Diabolical" https://t.co/v301App5Z2

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What a swell couple of shows we had at @regenttheaterla and The Observatory Orange County !!! Hugs and handshakes were had by everyone! Thank you to all the Prayer Pals new and old who came out! And thank you to... https://t.co/t8cVvNcO5K

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I didn’t eat @tsol_official ‘s dove chocolates https://t.co/xPzOP1HdFO

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I ate @tsol_official ‘s cantaloupes!!! https://t.co/g9HayDCet5

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I ate @tsol_official ‘s salsa and chips! https://t.co/zvVUkQ7gmc

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We got teeth for our show!! 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 https://t.co/3sKy82TIpY

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I posted a new video to Facebook https://t.co/cI1DOxQudc

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I posted a new video to Facebook https://t.co/hEgkL3s0DB

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I posted a new video to Facebook https://t.co/lCcmAFOQah

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I’m running! I’m running! I’m running! https://t.co/8vE5feYncU