Cocker🚀

i can make the girls cum but I can’t make them stay🥲

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

You’re either dropping signals or you’re dropping your pants. Not found the middle ground yet

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Chizzy want

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Wise men don’t need advice

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

I’m probably the only guy to get a dial-a-booze for a 12 carton of eggs

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

@ClydeSSB @Hannahnaman @marksandspencer Oop

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

This is what they took from you…

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Do you wanna come back to mine and watch “Flushed Away”?🐭🚽

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

My kids better be friends wi my mates kids so we can have another generation of absolute retards causing mayhem👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

If she sits on your face she legally owns you

Squatters rights and all that

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Just practiced DJing for 3 hours straight

1 hour gay

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Mental that that the 2 big names associated with donkeys are Jesus Christ and Shrek🤔🫏

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

I like big fatties who cook good mince n tatties

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

To the guy that stole my anti depressants. I hope you’re happy now🙁

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

My 2014 ice bucket challenge put me in the Royal Infirmary for 6 weeks. I will NOT be repeating this trend

[DM @MustardSR3]

Love Cheltenham week me😂😂😂😂

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Met a boy called “Denver” tonight. Definitely top 3 worst first names of all time. Up their with “Gulliver” and “James” 😢

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Just cost £407 in Specsavers been cheaper getting a fucking Labrador

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

Alway go for ass cause you can always buy the tits💸

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

The happiest I’ve ever been is when Joe Ritchie won Mr Lanarkshire in 2019. Pure Hopecore. Honestly couldn’t be prouder of the boy and if I’m ever feeling down that’s my go to video to make me smile😊

[Cocker🚀 @tartbehaviour]

I cum fast so we can talk about her day sooner