Tarun Shetty

Standup/Writer guy - Buy my books!

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A book I wrote for my mom who passed from ovarian cancer last year. Please check out! #fuckcancer https://t.co/vdxLk7kk1K

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@AdamComedian Did he ever do the Dime?

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Kim Jong and Putin are planning to meet to finalize details on their soon to be announced fast-food chain restaurant - "AUTOCRATIC PIZZA HOUSE"

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A truck driver survived five days in his truck in the bottom of a 100-foot ravine. Worst. Parking. Job. Ever.

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Getting a standing ovation at the Venice film festival isn't a big deal. Last year, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got a standing ovation.

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I think Denzel Washington and Liam Neeson should team up in a buddy cop movie. #equalizer #Taken

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Just announced "Burning Man" will next year be called, "Burning He/She/They"

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!

🎟️🎟️🎟️ available Friday at 10am!

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#republicanprimaries #republicanDebate

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@stuartbthompson Thx man

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The good news about standup comedy is there is no union protection. Everybody has accepted to be underpaid, mistreated and miserable. Take that AI!

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@jonathan_katz “End Construction”

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@itstimothydavis Get well soon Tim

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@HistoryInPics Hasbullahs great grandfather

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I’d see the new Mission Impossible but the Barbie movie is a once in a lifetime event.

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Maybe Wembanyama’s bodyguard slapped Britney Spears because he saw her IG.

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Drake was hit by a cellphone on stage. But have we considered that the call was for him?

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LadyBoy Bands were popular in Bangkok in the mid 90’s.

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I like when they add color to historical footage. My favorite one is Jurassic Park.

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My favorite part in Indiana Jones 5 is when 80 yr old Indy accidentally runs over a Nazi with his golf cart and then gets out and complains for two hours.