Taryn

nobody cares unless you're dying or pretty 🌻

[Deenarh❤️🦋 @deeRoyale]

men should have curfews so women can go out at night

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[jay @kendallhosseini]

going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka’s golden ticket

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this is what it looks like when you see someone not wearing their glasses

[jynx @jynxbby]

me getting woken up out of my sleep

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes

[not corb @user2917489540]

you're laughing. pope francis is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you're laughing.

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

That lady talking about the plan B story and what that pharmacist said to her was actually shocking dawg like niggas are actually sick omg

[awlivv @awlivv]

“you say you’re going to k*** y******* too much” god forbid a girl have a catchphrase

[soli @solisolsoli]

Arches National Park by Elliot McGucken

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I woulda screamed like I saw Michael Jackson