Taryn Bennett

Give ‘em Helvetica

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Me wandering around my mom’s house after eating a 5,000 calorie dinner.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If the vaccine works, then why doesn’t it work?

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

@gopTODD Just wondering if you’ve read the police report on this case yet? Threatening to drive the kids off a cliff sounds like immediate danger to me.

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

@GabrielleMcKeon The smokin hot wife with mediocre sales guy could not be more spot on

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

Thank you @thisislany for spending 2,377 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/C932KeJhWD

[Jensen @jensen_nelson]

Are you kidding me? 😭😭

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

@nrarmour Maybe a few too many Starbs before you wrote this one eh, Nancy?

[Molly Mielke McCarthy @mollyfmielke]

Co-writing assertive emails with someone else is such a weirdly bonding experience.

[Vega @jvega3_]

Me: Why did my alarm not go off?

My alarm:

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

@Samharris39 @jensen_nelson @calebennett12 Please do not encourage them Samuel 🙄😅

[Jenny Johannesson @chopse]

If you never designed a logo that accidentally looked like genitals, are you even a designer?

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

@tpuffer18 10000000000%

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

“Knowing that we are all children of God gives us a divine vision of the worth of all others and the will and ability to rise above prejudice and racism.” —President @OaksDallinH #GeneralConference

[Sam Harris 🐸 @Samharris39]

Basically hearing from both sides “my dad could beat up your dad.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When the boys come over with a 36 pack of Diet Coke

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The greatest first pitch in history 🇺🇸

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

Something really great about 2020

[AJ McLean @aj_mclean]

Couldn’t be more excited to join @dancingabc as a member of this season’s cast! Doing this all for my family!!! Tune in to the season premiere Sept 14 to watch me make them proud!! #DWTS

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Taryn Bennett @tarynelson]

@danbanbam So people will see me in public and freak out but it’s actually just my identical twin sister.