Taryn Eby

digital marketing for car parts & accessories. montani semper liberi.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

i’m rewatching SVU from the beginning, and i swear Ice-T accidentally wandered onto set one day and kept showing up for 20+ years.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

there are 13 pouches in my 12 pack of gushers. after this shit show of a month, i really needed this little win 😅

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

if i never have to look at meta business suite again…🤯

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and a drink at Chili's:

2023: $10.99
2024: $10.99
2025: $10.99
2026: $10.99

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

i’ve been with @TMobile for a long time, but their level of service has gone nothing but downhill in the least couple of years (while their prices, of course, have skyrocketed). it’s really too bad - they used to be great.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

iOS 26 is terrible. like we can all agree it’s really hard on the eyes, right?

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

i can tell apple is about to release a new iphone because my battery is dying faster and charging slower…

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

the expansion of nevermore in #WednesdaySeason2 reminds me of the expansion of hogwarts in prisoner of azkaban - cheesy and unnecessary. so disappointing.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

i had really high hopes for #WednesdaySeason2 but what a massive let down so far…

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

the rebranded skittles @c4energy tastes more like a handful of skittles than the actual version ever did.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

I’m really glad i moved back to west virginia most days. but it’s only 9:30am, and i’ve already killed 6 earwigs, a spider, a small house bug of some kind, and a wannabe cockroach thing. the bug life is not the life for me 😖

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

#RansomCanyon is high on vibes, low on viable plot, with a side of josh duhamel looking hotter than ever in his western wear. it’s basically a 10 episode hallmark movie, and i’m here for it 💁‍♀️

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

and 7 months later, i’m at the gym 5-6 days a week and am down almost 30lbs 🤷‍♀️

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

i exercise so infrequently these days that it’s a surprise to me when it does, in fact, make me feel so much better 🤦‍♀️

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

never underestimate a small act of kindness. a woman went out of her way today to compliment my jeans, and it truly made my day 😊

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

being polite is so engrained in my mind i’m over here asking chatGPT “please” before every prompt 🤦‍♀️

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

can’t decide if watching a @HallmarkPlus movie every night is a balm for the soul or a cry for help. either way, solid $8/mo investment.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

i exercise so infrequently these days that it’s a surprise to me when it does, in fact, make me feel so much better 🤦‍♀️

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

🙄 at @netflix framing the discontinuation of my $10/mo plan as a 40% savings (but now you get ads). i dunno about you, but i am over the rising cost of literally everything.

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

@kpuglin

[Taryn Eby @tarynjeby]

@kpuglin 🤣🤣🤣