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God, I'm sorry that fart fucking stinks. Jesus, I can't even think straight. I do miss you too, though. I do.

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We talked a lot about active recovery but I immediately put it into a box in the cellar of my psyche labeled "trauma."

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The super soaker is where it always is. I don't understand why you ask me shit like that.

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He was absolutely right, I wasn’t Australian enough to be there.

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My father owes me three hundred dollars and honestly I feel bad for the guy.

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I do feel like I should've texted to check in on her hemorrhoid though.

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When I left my 6 kids to die in Zambia, I knew I’d be laughing in the big city soon.

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I was like ok that's really sweet of you but no, I don't think I'll bring a stool sample next time. But that is sweet.

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He just ran right past me and I guess didn't see the guy on the bike?

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I told her that if she wanted to come to the mall then she could take an uber.

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Chelsea Market is steampunk.

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SJP on Divorce reminds me of my hs girlfriend a lot.

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@maxjenkinsyall wow

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@Theo_riquement lol

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Excited to announce my new gig as creative director at Vêtements.

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@HuxleySupplyCo follow me so I can message you

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@ecareyo should I leave?