Captain Insano

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[Captain Insano @tarzzzaaa]

Caught the bouquet at a wedding. Took a bite out of it and then slammed it on the ground like a football player that just scored a touch down....the mother of the bride is not happy

[Tommy @tommyob95]

if Embiid dunks and and then points at Ben Simmons Wells Fargo might break the sound barrier

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

The CDC:

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

Quick Question: Do you trust a man made seatbelt over your God given ability to heal after flying through your windshield?

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

cdc says you can now die 5 days after watching the tape from the ring instead of 7

[billiam @BillRatchet]

the day has come

[!! @wockhardtxo]

That tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

[Captain Insano @tarzzzaaa]

Plot twist American health care says having teeth at any age is a luxury

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

communism is when people can have teeth

[j @crackrovk]

new argument just dropped

[#SURVIVEDAMORIM @1kwesii]

How I’m tryna pay back my student loan but they not listening

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Tonights Philadelphia 76ers starting 5:

• Kevin Hart
• Meek Mill
• M. Night Shyamalan
• Ryan Phillippe
• Lil Dicky

[Captain Insano @tarzzzaaa]

@omgitsemily18 This warmed my heart

[𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓪 𓅪 @cherryyxbaby]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[Brandon Lee Gowton @BrandonGowton]

Ben Simmons refusing to dunk ultimately turned into him getting dunked on daily.

[Keith Pompey @PompeyOnSixers]

The Pelicans fans chanted ‘We want Simmons’ while Embiid attempted foul shots in the third quarter.

[Jawn Gonzalez @JohnGonzalez]

Salute to everyone who immediately said he’d miss