Tas🖤

chaotic energy queen 😘✌🏻

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

ngl never understood busted when they said “not much had changed but they live underwater”
something tells me that’s a pretty big change

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

don’t you just love when you walk out the hair salon minding your business and some arsehole of a man shouts “stupid ginger slut” at you as he drives past

not today sunshine. wrong girl

can confirm he was lost for words when he got stuck at a red light and I confronted him

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

There is nothing more awkward than walking to the train station in full glam an heels to go out at 1:30 in the afternoon 🙃🙃🙃

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

my toxic trait is looking at holiday websites while sat sunbathing on the beach

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

to the man sat on the plane on the TUI website looking at holidays, you are my inspiration. my spirit animal and I aspire to be more like you 🤌🏻

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

the stupidity of the general public will never cease to amaze me
there’s literally a diagram above each and every row of a plane detailing which seat numbers are where and yet still people can’t get it right
🙃🙃🙃

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

not to be dramatic but if I don’t get Miley / Hannah Montana tour tickets I will die
I can cope with not having Capaldi and Taylor tickets. Not getting Hannah Montana tickets will tip me over the edge

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

Shopping for jeans is THE most infuriating thing a woman has to do

Ordered a pair of Stradivarius jeans last week

Love them

Ordered a second pair IN THE EXACT SAME STYLE AND SIZE just a different colour

Try them on and THEY DONT FIT

@stradivarius explain plz 🙃

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

not me sobbing for 30 mins cause I rang a rescue centre in Ireland about a dog I’ve fallen in love with and they won’t let me adopt her as I live in England 💔

looks like I’m off to live in Ireland folks 🇮🇪

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

26 years old and they wouldn’t let me start my bottomless brunch until they’d seen my ID 🙄🙄🙄

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

@RobynMunroPR @merimaeee @DailyMail This was made for you

[Miley Nation @MileyNation]

I’m emotional 🥹

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

15 mins into the new year and I’ve got a nosebleed. is this a bad omen ?

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

Every time she went to court, women made sure she was surrounded by other women, full of love, support and protection. This is why we say sisterhood is powerful. Because it is.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

so grateful to have experienced both

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

Been in the shopping centre and hour and I’ve paid £24 to get my hair straightened and then got ID’d for some aspirin at the ripe age of 26

My purse may still be in my hand but I’ve been mugged today 🙃🙃🙃

[luigi al gaib heard pied piper live @bvblers]

the REAL person of the year: gisèle pelicot 🤍

[Oriana González @ReporterOriana]

i have lived a thousand lives since

[Tas🖤 @tasbrittx]

8 years of driving and I still don’t really understand how to demist your window unless you put the aircon on and it’s far too cold for that
So looks like steamy windows from now on till spring

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.