tash 💙☢️

Winner of the Nobel prize for sarcasm and 1.3 millionth of a George Cross, internationally acclaimed middle aged whinger & Advanced Practitioner Radiographer.

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@chefsevenn Insufficient cheese to ocean ratio

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@Airaasayss 52. You, the killer, 30 dead people, 20 live people.

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@WarMonitor3 Jesus would be my pick. Not because I'm religious but there's a person who changed the course or history. Plus, I've got some water that needs turning into wine.

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@BhattiLaib9960 Daphne

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@otokyo The appointment with the oncologist?

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The original UK hun.

[ITV News @itvnews]

Judith Chalmers, host of ITV's Wish You Were Here...? has died aged 90
https://t.co/DwDkLOaKIx

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@justdavenow89 13.5 years young.

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How do you put butter and jam on toast?

[celtic Jaime 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

The scone debate cream or jam first ?

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Hi DWP, I know you are a bit hard of thinking but let me help you out with this one:

You can't save if you aren't paid enough to live.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Department for Work and Pensions @DWPgovuk]

15 million people in the UK aren’t saving enough for retirement, warns the Pensions Commission in its interim report.

Set up last year, it is examining ways to protect pensions for future generations, with a final report and recommendations due in early 2027.

Key findings ⬇️

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Barely sentient incompetence.

[Les Trumpeter @LesTrumpeter]

Don’t understand the constitution.

Don’t understand standing orders.

Don’t understand an amendment.

Coming to a council chamber near you 🫵

#Reform

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@emmablack77 @janeydarling1 When I had shingles I couldn't even tolerate wearing clothes for about 3 weeks so I'd love to see how you could work half naked.

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@iqrafatma1278 Baked you say.

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@HeldinEU @Shrink_at_Large @Artistinagarret You've got oesophageal cancer. Have you tried tai chi? Absolute unworkable nonsense.

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You can just imagine this will be staffed with the same standard of compassionate psychopaths who leave healthcare to torment disabled people in PIP assessments.

[Chris Smyth @Smyth_Chris]

GPs in England will no longer issue “sick notes” in NHS trials to reduce the number of people signed off work

Occupational therapists and “social prescribers” who recommend job coaching and therapy like exercise or gardening will be used instead to draw up stay in work plans

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@ratemyplatenow My dog gives that 10/10.

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@confusing_wot @grok John Major. Up-to-date cultural 🇬🇧 reference

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@matthewdmarsden These are beautiful with a beautiful price tag to match. My death row petit four.

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@RobertJenrick Rich coming from a turncoat.

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@SophieP25397 This is what is coming down the tracks for us if this clown every gets into power . https://t.co/dzr5gyp2sU

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@ratemyplatenow Work of art.