Tash King

CrossFit Hippy refashioning femininity with a weightbelt || Nutrition |Coffee| Music | Books || CF-L2 @capecrossfit *instagram @tashaking

[Tash King @tashaking]

@CityofCT is there an electricity fault in Camps Bay? I can't tell if its load shedding or a fault

[Tash King @tashaking]

@CityofCT is there a water outage in Camps Bay? Ottawa Road?

[BoknRoll @BoknRoll]

People from overseas will watch this overseas and think What the fuck is penis cream?

[Tash King @tashaking]

Hello friendly PSA to tell you all @WOOLWORTHS_SA dash is far inferior to @CheckersSA always late with no communication. Reverting back to Checkers for sure!

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@mattie_rogers With the long long limbs and necks and tiny SMOL winglets

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@Faiza_Mallick Oh good grief no. I should have been clear, I read off a list and then he puts the responsibility on me. Talk about pressure - we all know what happens if we cross them 💣

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@Faiza_Mallick We are at the "what do you feel like giving me?" 😑

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@taahira_k Yup. My kid hardly ever wears shoes... he’s 4 though

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

You know Elf on the Shelf, but do you know

[Tash King @tashaking]

oh Cape Town.

[Dan Corder 📺 @DanCorderOnAir]

I'm watching policemen on horses telling people on the promenade to put their masks on and SOMEONE ON A BICYCLE MADE A BREAK FOR IT AND THE HORSE POLICE CHASED HIM AND GOT HIM and made him put a mask on

Give these horses a Netflix deal immediately

[Tash King @tashaking]

@Rushtush Please go on holiday. You do THE MOST.

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@StaceHolland Also could be that they don’t want to touch their mask unnecessarily? I’ve done it before when I’ve left a shop and forgotten sanitizer.

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@Faiza_Mallick There has actually been some studies that say that adding it to heat changes the composition and structure of the protein. I usually add it to a smoothie.

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@Faiza_Mallick I have a multi planner which is blank in the date section!

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Omg again.

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@HomeAffairsSA I am desperately trying to book my passport application online and it has timed me out EVERY SINGLE time for the past hour. This is ridiculous.

[Tash King @tashaking]

@HomeAffairsSA I am desperately trying to book my passport application online and it has timed me out EVERY SINGLE time for the past hour. This is ridiculous.

[Tash King @tashaking]

@HomeAffairsSA I am not receiving my one time pin to log into my ehomeaffairs account - who can I contact to help me? Thanks

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

I would like to know who at the White House watched this and said “yes, that’s great, he caught the virus to lead, this is a winning message, post it.”

[Tash King @tashaking]

@meg_judd @keri_stroebel @TashJoeZA whilst this is very loving of Lin, I would have called a family meeting and vetoed this idea.

[Derro @Derro_SA]

My Kreepy Krauly Teacher 😂