Me in the 80s: *after tryna record songs clean off the radio without the dj interrupting*... "Ma, can you take me to Waxie Maxie's or Nobody Beats The Wiz so I can buy some new tapes?"
My kids in 2020: "Alexa... play (any song they can name)"
Chicks still have their Christmas trees up, hoping an imaginary man will come visit them on Valentine's Day and shower them with gifts. Let it go... Santa is married sis ๐๐
@amber_slaysss You'll be ok...*wipes your face and gives you a hug*, I made your favorite... (insert snack, meal, dessert, etc), and what's wrong with you? (Like they don't know) ๐
I heard a noise and thought I was going to die but then I remembered my mom got me an automatic air freshener that sprays at really weird times. False alarm, goodnight
This passenger was just saying how her sister might move in with her bc it's no fun being 30 and living with your mom. I've never felt more attacked. I'm 32 and I live at home with my mom and grandma and let me tell you something Dana, I'm having the time of my life!
@Wendys How many drinks do I have to order, to get a drink carrier? It took the lady trips just to hand me everything, how did she think I a was going to carry it all in the house by myself? ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
A friendly reminder to always be aware of your surroundings. Also check to make sure the driver, car, and license plate matches what is in your app. Travel safely. ๐
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Sunday Rideshare Confessions
This is pretty wild. I thought she was going to tell me a story about the driver trying to take her, but then she sent me this. ๐ณ I guess a 20min ride can change your life. ๐๐ Her exโฆ https://t.co/ZU9HDEVNTO
@StayAntisocial @BlackWomenCry @Stoasta ๐๐๐ She said the virgos are the toddlers. We want to love but we have to be cautious at first, then we come around eventually. ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ
My driver gonna look creepy, make the wrong turn, take an extra Seven minutes to pick me up - then SIGHED when I asked him to cancel. BITCH... you want me to pay because you made the wrong turn? @driverbaeblog get ur people ๐ญ๐ญ
Quick Story: Was out driving late last night and I get a ride request to a part of town I hate going to. Not bc it's scary just bc it's a herd of drunk ppl just stumbling in the streets and not looking where they are going.