no

only here because I’m bored. archaeology and cats. GA↗️VA Psalm 137:9

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

HELLO AUBURNNNN!!!!!

[Durham Anthropology @AnthDurham1]

Sally Slocum is one of six women being celebrated in @AnthDurham1's '#IWD2019 Solcum is a dedicated feminist anthropologist - her paper 'Woman the Gatherer: Male Bias in Anthropology' remains well read within feminist anthropology to this day.

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

Hate to think of how many students have suffered and job applications have been ignored because the software that does stuff like this basically doesn’t work.

[yagi @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[ciera @cierarybak]

I wish I could send Amaya Papaya a sponsor gift like in the hunger games so she knows she’s loved and adored outside of this stupid villa #LoveIslandUSA

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

German Chancellor: "May I remind you that we are having June 6 tomorrow. This is the D-Day anniversary."

Trump: "Not a pleasant day for you. That was not a great day."

German Chancellor:  "This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship."

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Me finding out they arrested a man named Luigi Mangione as the alleged UCH assassin

[manny @mannyfidel]

oh no lol this app is about to fall apart

[no @tashawb47]

@mannyfidel I think I’m in love

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[Brad Voigt @BradVoigt]

Dear, Lord. We’ve gotten to arguing golf games. #TheRealDebate

[emily may @emilykmay]

"taylor is a billionaire pop star, why do you think she's relatable?"

taylor: "my ex boyfriend forgot to stop sharing his location with me and i watched it as he walked into a bar and then i started spiraling."

[fran @3acetaminophen3]

theyre delaying the king charles death announcement bc they know the irish would be too powerful if they had found out that the king of britain had kicked the bucket on st paddys day

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

You either die a hero (blacked out on st. Patrick’s day) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (sober and in bed by 10pm)

[zombie mailman Richard 👻🎃 @ifiwasrichard]

show the streaker, cowards

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Absolutely incredible series of words

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

oh, no.