✨Geriatric Millennial✨

Not an expert. Follow at your own risk.

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At 8 yrs old I began coding on a Mattel Aquarius. I later went on to develop absolutely nothing.

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Movie idea: Princess and the Pea, and the Princess is neurodivergent bc I KNOW that’s why she felt that damn pea through all those mattresses

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@shannonrwatts @BillyWiginton

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What if instead of circumcision at birth we try castration?

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Bucket list concerts ✅

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#concerthistory

First: a festival w/ Offspring, Linkin Park, & Train
Last: Johnnyswim
Next: 🤷‍♀️
Best: Prince
Worst: I can’t choose! Probably some band at a festival
Most: Blindside (22x I think)
Wishlist: Leon Bridges, Bon Iver, Kendrick

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This PR is so bad they had to bring the McRib out of retirement?!

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METAL 🤘 #Olympic2024

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Since this tweet I have checked Leon Bridges and Bon Iver off my list ✔️

[✨Geriatric Millennial✨ @tashawiginton]

#concerthistory

First: a festival w/ Offspring, Linkin Park, & Train
Last: Johnnyswim
Next: 🤷‍♀️
Best: Prince
Worst: I can’t choose! Probably some band at a festival
Most: Blindside (22x I think)
Wishlist: Leon Bridges, Bon Iver, Kendrick

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@BillyWiginton

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Every time I have to put the twist tie back on a loaf of bread I die a little inside

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@TMobileHelp any current outages?

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I’m old. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Ordering food from the app and eating alone in the car… happy place #Enneagram5

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Why is anyone’s favorite food avocado toast when guacamole exists?

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I wish I could approach work with the same fervency as late night snacks.

I just MADE ranch dressing bc mozzarella sticks were in the oven.

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@startelegram

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@googlesearchc I reported inappropriate content on SafeSearch back in December. It’s still pending. Can I get someone to look at it?

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I’ll never understand why someone would be in the middle of crying and then think: “I need a pic of this moment. Let me take a selfie.”

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@shellynorr No but I probably would

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My husband frequently likens me to Kanye… should I be worried?