WideAwake

Not asleep at the wheel

[WideAwake @tashf]

Quite the cultural mixup going on here @LidlGB . Love summer rolls and love Japanese cuisine but the two are mutually exclusive, I’m afraid.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@BlueLabBeats Totally worth braving the elements to go see you guys live last night. Slamming session👊

[WideAwake @tashf]

@shinnosu1976 Agree 100%. In effect, the ref forced Nagayama to lose the match. Totally messed up.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@gavinesler For the masochistics who fancy a read, I'd recommend borrowing a copy from the library rather than buying it and further adding to his ill-gotten gains.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@jonsopel You do realise it's deliberate, right? He's not even trying to win because he wants to return to his beloved California.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@campbellclaret @campbellclaret You co-present an incredibly popular podcast so it stands to reason that each time you or Rory mention the F word, the spiv occupies just a bit more mindshare. He craves and thrives on publicity. He gets enough of it from elsewhere so don’t worry!!

[WideAwake @tashf]

@mrjamesob The one and perhaps only plausible benefit of Brexit has been the subsequent emergence and rise of the phenomenal Led By Donkeys. Always on magnificently on point. Admittedly, the Brexiters wouldn't consider this a benefit but hey ho. You reap what you sow.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@thatginamiller Good point. Brexiters would spin the creation of those jobs as a Brexit Benefit whilst simultaneously - and without even a hint of irony - bemoan the size of the civil service. ‘Cos that’s how they (t)roll.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@thatginamiller @bbcquestiontime @GinaForEpsom @piersmorgan That guest list is utterly absurd. BBC QT just can’t get enough of Mr N.F, can they. Why don’t they just sell the rights to the show to Gbeebies and have done with?

[WideAwake @tashf]

@BladeoftheS No doubt she is a monster, but one that was left to roam unhindered. The criminal justice system will deal with the individual but there are questions to be asked right up to the very top about how that was allowed to happen _yet_again_. Prevention > cure!

[WideAwake @tashf]

@krishgm Where who’s coming from, Krish? Dr. Phil? Because there’s really nothing to understand - he makes it perfectly clear where he’s coming from the intro. Or do you mean Netanyahu? I think we already know where he stands.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@RestIsPolitics @RoryStewartUK @campbellclaret Given the now dismal state of dental care in this country, couldn’t we try to help future generations (at almost zero cost!) by teaching school kids about oral hygiene and by mandating toothbrushing in primary schools? My kids had to do this in Japan and the habit has stuck.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@jemmaforte Images of that Brexit bus with dodgy steering, faulty brakes, 67.3 m passengers and nothing but air in the tank, hurtling down a twisty mountain road whilst Tice sits there complaining that the driver didn’t hit the accelerator properly. I think we know how this ends.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@parcelforce Been waiting over 8 days for package to arrive. Driver marks status as "Delivery attempted" without pressing intercom or leaving calling card. Failed to deliver to local post office and to alternate address. Rang customer services many times. Angry and desperate now.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@carolvorders @RishiSunak Well if he thought it was such a good idea, why didn’t he pay for it himself? His pockets are far deeper than his conscience, after all.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@frabbate @thameswater @thameswater Temperatures will hit the high 20s this weekend but many Surbiton residents still won't be able to sit out in their gardens because of the atrocious smell. Come on, you've had months now to resolve this. #SewageScandal #AirQualityAlert

[WideAwake @tashf]

@MarinaPurkiss That’s, of course, assuming we can afford wine.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@stellacreasy Completely with you. And police have no business being arbiters of such matters in the first place. Dysfunctional, broken and needs fixing ASAP.

[WideAwake @tashf]

@ByDonkeys Wait till he realises he’s been totally played for the egocentric fool that he truly is. Just can’t help himself, can he?