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@soyquean 24 is the new 60 👍🏻

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@matt_wakenhaman Went out for dinner last night and felt like I’d aged an entire century walking past spoons, avoid that area at all costs 😂

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@matt_wakenhaman Honestly there is just absolutely no excuse for them! x

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@matt_wakenhaman Ugh Matt, that’s so shit, sorry to hear people are still so insecure they have to project it on other people they don’t even know 👎🏻

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@heyharcombe This girl needs to be my life coach 😂

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@caitlinmariebre I know 😂😅 scared to turn on the TV these days in case he pops up

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@caitlinmariebre Literally exactly what I thought 😂 always bad when he’s on prime time

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@lucy__dunsford I’d put money on it!

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The Chinese is preordered, I’ve got my PJs out and I have no intention of making it to 12 #nye2020

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@soyquean This makes me soooo uncomfortable

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@soyquean It’s totally shit to just drop it last minute! Lovely of them to give it away but nightmare for you when everyone’s gone mad because of the borders etc. Very 2020 vibes

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The best way to get people to panic buy is the government and news outlets telling them not to

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@soyquean Literally this was my exact first thought for tier 4s! Half the population are going to have 0 food in the house, the other half are going to have spent too much money on food they now won’t get through!

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@lucy__dunsford Asking the important questions early, he’s going to suss him out by next year 😂🥰

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@soyquean Or you can be with a thousand people at an indoor sporting event, thank god!

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@lucy__dunsford Max was not a cat person until we got one, it’s a forced love 😂

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@eparkxr Why am I both of these 😂😭

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@heyharcombe Bury is just another world sometimes 😂

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@lucy__dunsford Yeah it’s so confusing this time around, companies are just making their own decisions now I think!

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@lucy__dunsford Work for a uni and still going in on my normal rota!