Gabe Tashner

diehard Seahawks fan (Super Bowl Champions). Seek strength, the rest will follow. In constant pursuit of a higher vibe 🦋💙

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

No woman has ever left me as down bad as the Seattle Seahawks

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Cy Young him

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Complete game shutout ✅
Less than 100 pitches ✅
Minimum batters faced ✅
Career-high 15 Ks ✅
Fastest pitch ever by a SP (104.5) ✅

The reaction says it all

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

And his story is just beginning

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

When I am an old head telling the youngin’s that I watched a pitcher throw a complete game shutout with the fastest pitch ever recorded and 15 K’s they’re gonna think I’m lying. Just witnessed one of the best pitching performances in history on a random Friday in June

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

103 on the 95th pitch of a complete game

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Nobody worth a trillion dollars could have made the worst Elden Ring build of all time

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

LOL no way they said that on air

[KNBR @KNBR]

Kuip: "It may be more than 'tarps off' if Eldridge knocks one out of here."

Kruk: "I'm gonna hold you to it. Time to drop trou, hog out."

DROP TROU. HOG OUT. 😤

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Teaser dropped when I was in high school and they haven’t released a crumb since. Todd Coward you shall pay

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Elder Scrolls VI was teased 8 years ago today

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Love seeing foreigners bask in the glory of the American Breakfast Diner

[Elsa @elsathora]

My first breakfast in America!

Hashbrown with gravy and eggs, Jackie the owner has been there for 40 years!!

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

@AssBruReaWicks @TrumpCard79 Brother in Christ what kind of super soldier serum could Milwaukee have that would kick in like this in 3 days

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

@Rain_MakeFair2 There’s a reason we don’t have police cats. Not even the same level of aggression

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

3 new missions? Im cautiously interested

[Halo @Halo]

Experience Halo like never before.

Halo: Campaign Evolved arrives on July 28, including three brand new missions set one year before the events of Halo: Combat Evolved.

#HaloCE

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Holy shit they’re really going to be the Indiana Bears

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Will never forget those years in Seattle. Salute Russ

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Browns might just be permanently ass my whole life

[NFL @NFL]

Browns trading DE Myles Garrett to Rams in exchange for EDGE Jared Verse and a 2027 1st-round pick. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @AdamSchefter)

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

Getting McDuffie and Watson was already going all in, this is putting your house keys on the table. Rams are in win or die trying mode

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

NFC West easily the best division in the league again. Those late season games vs Seattle gonna be bloodbaths

[Gabe Tashner @tashiscash]

All this to beat Sam Darnold

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

🚨🚨🚨

Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade that will send two-time Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Los Angeles Rams, per @rapsheet, @TomPelissero and me.

In exchange for Garrett, the Rams are expected to send Pro-Bowl edge Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick and other draft-pick compensation still being negotiated to the Browns.