“What is she gonna do about those semis?! Go around em? I think not folks, she’s goin right through em and they’re coming quick but not quick enough and—ooooh she jukes them!!!! Where the F*CK are your ankles, she said f*ck youuuu semi!!!”
If you’re ever bored, 12/10 recommend playing Crossy Roads on your TV while your arch nemesis in all competitive games (for me, my boyfriend) commentates 👌🏼😂💯
Marvel is petrified of those big inflatable men so I will be filing a petition to remove all of them on her behalf... unless fear therapy is a thing for dogs 🤔
I was surprised when my boyfriend didn’t say anything about me buying another pair of Lulus until he told me he’s buying another expensive car part and I have to be okay with it because he didn’t give me a hard time about my Lulu addiction