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I'm a man, I'ma make a new plan Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land Time for me to just take matters into my own hands

[Guillaume Meyer @guillaumemeyer]

🧹watermarks-remover now supports watermarks from OpenAI and Gemini in addition to Claude.
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[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Surely, what nonsense is this

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

So you didn't give him the money and you didn't drill the boreholes

Where's the money now?

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it.

The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern.

On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford.

On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.

 The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting.

On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.

 By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers.

The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs.

A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully.

On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it.

To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction.

Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended.

#FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Revising for Exams First Question

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@Dennohspinner Please change your name to mc wa kulamba

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@XXL Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@Son_of_Laikipia If he can’t sort electricity in kasarani what about sewer?

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@citizentvkenya Huyu hakuna kitu amefanya kasarani

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@NdemoKelvin 💯

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@musakuru45 @davewac86

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

Seems we bought #Delap so that he can be getting yellow cards #CFC

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

Virgil van Dikj is overrated.

[Didier Drogba @didierdrogba]

We are WORLD CHAMPIONS @ChelseaFC

[Dusty Sahara @NoCountryHere]

For those on Thika Rd.
No need to use the main highway to get to town, use alternative routes. & if you have the numbers piteni na the Kiganjo idiots who'll be on the highway. Do NOT retreat at the sound of gunshots. Lie flat & hold your ground, then March!
#OccupyStatehouse2025

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@Squawka Remember Suarez wasnt a penalty taker

[Waigera @_waigera]

Kindly help us create awareness, it’s really upto us to sort this matter. Help us by retweeting till everyone gets educated on what kind of impact it will bring

Click this link to watch the full video https://t.co/BYa4fF4cMx

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@MwalimuRaph @salimishmael_ Which TV?

[DataNerd @tashkevoh]

@gabrieloguda You’re a fool