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I say it here so I don’t bother my fam with it

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swipe right #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

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recalling first #Thanksgiving feast with football team #WASvsDAL

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i feel like a million bucks. that fell out of an overturned bank truck, scattered across highway and got run over for 3 hours

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wanna feel ancient? 2020 is now 33 years old

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@realDonaldTrump looks like someone doesn’t know how to just feel their feelings

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Kornacki 2020 tour

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How come we say tuna fish but not salmon fish?

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@jonathanvswan #PrematureElectelation

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@clickclickclick pretty white for a fly guy

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jeff goldblum wins debate

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Mmm, 💩 #debatefly

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Biden nominated for Noble Peace Prize for not punching trump in face last night

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actual footage of #AmyConeyBarrett kuntsugi-ing the glass ceilings #RBG smashed

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I don’t really like when artists are alive

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@KingJames should start own fitness cult called Pelebron

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@tootsmaytals The father and favorite son. The spark that started the fyah. There’s no reggae without ‘Do the Reggay’. No Marley without the Maytals. There are no roots without Toots.

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#GenderRevealfire

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@mashable in other news, world’s first pig-run start up valued at $1b

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@chitchatsacomin @mattwilstein business pricing structure = “mundane minutiae”

BSing a congresswoman = “put in her place”

Alex, what are “things grads of Trump University say”?

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pushed it a little too hard @kimguilfoyle #RNCchaos #RNC2020

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@kimguilfoyle is 20% teeth, 80% spanx #RNCConvention2020