natasha🌻

hi, I tweet things • 📷✈️🍻🌮⚾️🇵🇭

[natasha🌻 @tasing]

Everyone needs a sober friend like @JohnMayer to mediate between two drunks like he just did with Dave Chappelle and Daniel Caesar on #CurrentMood 😂

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Yeah we all know you like ‘em young

[۶ৎ @zkdculture]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, WILL NOT ALLOW DONALD'S PHOTO IN OUR PASSPORTS. TRAVELLING IS STRESSFUL ENOUGH. WE DON'T NEED TO SCREAM IN HORROR OR LOSE OUR APPETITE EVERY TIME WE OPEN OUR PASSPORTS. THE JOY OF TRAVEL IS ESCAPISM. HOW CAN WE ESCAPE IF THE ORANGE FUNGUS IS ALWAYS AMONG US?

[Covie @covie_93]

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Bet

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

sorry I can’t go out tonight I’m too busy watching Punch the Monkey trying to get his stuffed animal to hug him

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

I’ll take our rap queens over a busted MAGA Barbie any day

[✨Erin ×͜× ✨ @tdefenseless28]

For those of you saying Harry doesn’t have control of ticket prices … just a quick reminder….

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

SNL just commented on ICE during Weekend Update:

Michael Che: "I get that ICE agents are people...allegedly...and they have a job to do, but at some point while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop to ask yourself, 'Are we dicks?'"

[CT Emergency Management & Homeland Security @CTDEMHS]

DESPP is aware of a widespread wireless carrier outage. We are monitoring the situation as service is being restored in multiple areas. If you lack cellular coverage, calls and texts may be made over Wi-Fi, and emergency calls can be placed using the SOS feature.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Charlie Kirk was murdered by a rando, got a national day of remembrance, and a lot of people were targeted by the government for reposting his own words

Renee Good was murdered by that same government, they’re lying through their teeth to justify her murder, and abusing power to target those who are protesting

Seems like there’s a big fucking difference here you little bitch

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

They’re laughing at you, not with you.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Meanwhile in Chicago.

[natasha🌻 @tasing]

Opening my phone to see the #Mets score 👁️ �� 👁️

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

There is something deeply wrong with a country that chooses to make running for their lives part of kids’ back to school ritual.

When we finally passed a gun safety bill in 2022, mass shooting began to drop.

But it was an unacceptably small start. We must do more.

[jamie @brinasluck]

”this isn’t you!” #TheSummerITurnedPretty

[Stephanie ॐ @StephBKNY]

If I look at you like this I means I know you’re full of shit

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Cassie, I believe you.
I love you.
Your strength is a beacon for every survivor.

[natasha🌻 @tasing]

@QUEENP0P @FilmUpdates The true villain