Tim

Timmer, TimBron, or Big Time Timmy Jim. Butler Basketball, Colts, and some awful inappropriate jokes.

[Tim @taslabaugh]

@StephenKing The poorest always have, and still do have the most children. Our fertility rate is below European countries during WW2. Sperm counts have declined over 50% since the 1970s, but I’m sure that’s nothing.

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@HolderStephen It’s similar to the “find a way” sarcasm. If the team was winning we would be talking about how other teams want their owners more involved and on the sideline. It’s fair to wonder if an owner shouldn’t have better things to do if the team is this bad.

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@FanMornings1075 @1075thefan Hope lost, Colts Tantalize Fans

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That win goes directly to Andy Reid and Eric Bienemy. Masterclass. Incredible game.

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If there were a Super Bowl for teams that can’t win their division or make the playoffs, the Colts would win it every year.

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The Colts and Ballard over 10 years have optimized for 7-9 wins with no glaring deficiencies in the roster. They have failed to build any unit into an overwhelming strength. So scared of losing they have created the most generic team football has ever seen.

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That’s the new arcade, right there. Take my quarters and give me a shot at it. Absolutely do not scan my credit card or make me preload a player card. High Scores and Quarters. Tokens would be cool too.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The robots came for air hockey and humanity defended its title

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@CAGames Total War should be like, 'Tonight you are needed at the Battle of Waterloo, Napolean lost 30,000 men on this day. Lets see if you can do better." And just make us see the realest suffering of men known to history. Instead it wants to be cartoon demon Paw Patrol DLC.

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@ChadZapfe Put him into a red zone package or even play him at TE. It’s a matchup nightmare for any team. Quick backwards pass to Richardson and he could hit Pierce deep or pull it down and run into corners out wide. Then, when he gets hurt you still have DJ running the offense.

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Hotel restaurants have become a great way to spend high end dining money on food bought frozen in bulk from Costco

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@NBA Do you think the Globetrotters talk shit to the Generals after the game?

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@KBowen1070

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@KBowen1070 Well, with 15 in the trash, let’s see if any of these other picks make any sense at all

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Just trade down if that’s your best idea at 15

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@ChadZapfe Ballard is just so very bad at edge rusher picks and he goes with a guy that already has his neck fused…. with Dallas Turner available

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@KBowen1070 @AlbertBreer What an absolutely awful pick. Any defender they want and Ballard goes with a 20 year old that already needed a neck fusion?!? With good production in the pac12?? With Dallas Turner right there for the taking. 🤦‍♂️

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@KBowen1070 They gonna get his ass out back? Man things really did get ugly quick

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@KBowen1070 For a guy that needs development and evaluation injuries in a rookie season are the worst possible outcome

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There are just so many guys out there now that got a PHD in Call of Duty and are confused why their life sucks ass now

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@nickiter He's trapping himself with his own argument, as drivers are all required to be licensed and insured