Tash

Self-proclaimed professional yapper

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

there used to be this account on here pretending to be big ben who just tweeted ‘bong bong’ or whatever it was every hour and anyway, one day they broke character to tell me i was annoying

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Unfortunately I do believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Not liking cats is such an ick

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To all the coffee shops that open at 10am and close at 3pm, who exactly is your target audience?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[h @ruinsunflower]

yes girl eat your first meal of the day at 3pm

[hani @crucifynisis]

why do i not fuck around and still find out

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[julia @juumelo_]

big fan of whatever the fuck you are babe

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[♡ @astralbaes]

imagine thinking we have beef and i have no idea what’s going on

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

One thing I love is Managing my Anxiety Disorder with Caffeine, Nicotine, and Freaking the Fuck Out