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The Kremlin announces brand new security measures to stifle rampant aggression from the United States and its Imperial puppet states. This comes after the attempted assassination of the Prime Minister at the United Nations General Assembly by an American agent.

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Russia has ABANDONED the corrupt and disgusting United Nations owned by the lunatic and criminal Durkio. The Government released evidence of the UN's corruption here:
https://t.co/KaQkS8UQYJ

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The DEATH of British democracy? Today the United Kingdom's executive government was subsumed by the Council of State, led by the owner of the United Kingdom! The great liberal British experiment has OFFICIALLY FAILED! The United Kingdom will surely sink into despotism now!

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War? Sources inside the Kremlin say that the Security Council is in the process of issuing an ultimatum to Poland demanding their immediate withdrawal from Belarus. The Poles can either back out of Belarus, or face war with the Federation!

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The former Chairman of the State Duma Braytanic0210 has entered as Chief of Staff of the Government Office following his ousting. Mr. Braytanic0210 leaves a proud legacy in the Assembly for the transperancy, organization, and order he brought during his tenure as Chairman.

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Foreign Minister of irrelevant nation Algeria MALDS PUBLICLY about being IGNORED by Russian Federation! Pathetic and fatherless!

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Magnificent! New statues commissioned by the Ministry of Culture depict our glorious President and Prime Minister! These awesome pieces of artwork are expected to be displayed in the Kremlin once the building is finished.

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Rebellion? The feeble Albanian Government seems to be under siege from within by extremists in the Albanian National Army! Will the Federation have to step in to protect Serbia and restore order to the lawless Albanian nation?

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Today the President and Prime Minister will tour a recently completed military base, along with the recently elected Chairman of the Federation Council.

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The Russian visit to the Gaza Strip was interrupted suddenly when violent Arab radicals attacked the convoy. The Russian delegates are reportedly enraged at the brazen assault and have vowed to take further action against Arab forces in the region.

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Traitor! Former Chairman of the Federal Council SOC1ALCR6FT1NG sentenced by the Judiciary Committee for BETRAYING RUSSIA TO THE BRITISH! The coward proceeded to flee the nation instead of face the Government's Justice.