These things move so fast, it’s crazy that I’m already on the road with my new family. But it wouldn’t be right to leave without saying a little something just to let y’all know that the love is mutual.
Thank you, New York. @PlayersTribune
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Postseason is coming up and losing team fanbases are looking for bandwagons. For those who are interested in joining the Orioles here are some rules:
1. You only refer to Gunnar as AL Rookie of The Year (we’re speaking it into existence)
2. Any lineup that doesn’t feature Adley we refer to as a “punt lineup” and get fake upset.
3. Roch is out of MacBooks but we’re hoping more come on sale soon.
4. If a reliever not named Felix Bautista gives up a run we say Brandon Hyde can’t manage a bullpen.
5. If you see a free agent you want, ask them if they like crab cakes.
6. We get fake mad when Ryan McKenna is ever mentioned.
7. Comment “call up Kjerstad” on all Orioles twitter posts.
Ever since calling up Adley Rutschman, Baltimore has yet to be swept in 76 consecutive series 🤯
That's the 5th longest streak in MLB history and the longest since the 1942-44 Cardinals.
📸: @Orioles | #Birdland