Brittany

FL girl in a plastic, California world. Unedited thoughts of a dreamer.

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

I still use Twitter like it's 2009. Oh wait it's called X now.

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Celibacy is weird for an overly sexual person because one moment I'm like "let me hit up that guy that does the thing no one else can do" and the next I'm like "no man in the world deserves what I have to offer."

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

How have I never seen Taxi Driver

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I can't sleep. I hope the next chapter is "I can't eat." That's always my favorite part of this.

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Most things in life are achievable with hard work and there are some things that are just pure luck. Finding love is luck. You can't work hard to make someone love you.

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

Years ago I was trying to hard to find Buffalo 66 online and now it's free on Amazon. Heck yeah.

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I really hate when people say "don't worry, the right one will come along." When? When my ovaries have shriveled up?

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

I hate when people say "work on yourself and the right one will come along." I've been working on myself so long I've become desensitized

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

Have you ever fallen asleep stoned and woke up to a nightmare about John Travolta

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

I have no one to talk to at home, so sometimes I like to use Twitter for that since not many people follow me here or even check this anymore.

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

I was just thinking about how I had some amazing guy friends in my late teens early 20s that showed me how a woman should be treated and then I realized that one of those guys was the first person to ever ghost me. I was 15. No bad blood though.

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I am too gullible. I really need the saying "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is" tattooed on me because I feel like I am always getting my hopes up and then I end up crushed in all aspects of my life.

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

Currently feeling like I'm nothing, but then I realized that I had my ex boyfriend watch my dog over the weekend while I went out. Then I came home and had him take sexy pictures of me so I can have them saved incase I need something to send to a dude. I'm a fucking queen.

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

I should really start charging for conversations with men at this point.

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Does anyone else piece in tiny microscopic clues to think of theories and they end up being true?

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Why do they put expensive car commercials on Hula? Like people who are paying for the lower option of Hulu with commercials can't afford a luxury car.

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

I've been in NYC hard-core band moshpits. It's OK if I get taken out by a line dancer.

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I swear I'm nice. Especially if you're nice to me and give me a tad of respect.

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Just standing here with a Chipotle bag in my hand at a bar because my boyfriend said I'd be able to eat here 😡 I'm hangry

[Brittany @tasteofblud]

Don't cry. You'll get bags under your eyes and look older.