Tastes Funny

Bite-sized web comedy.

[Tastes Funny @tastesfunny]

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[mamrie hart @mametown]

Mike Pence is useless. Even if we had six Pence we'd be none the richer.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The "cowbell" skit is

...oh wait I see what you did there

[sententiae antiquae @sentantiq]

Come on guys, Isidore of Seville has been dead for almost 1,400 years.

Time to update that name to Wasidore.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dunkin’ Donuts Unveils New Seasonal Rotting Jack-O’-Lantern Latte For End Of Fall https://t.co/2OFmdjT389

[Tastes Funny @tastesfunny]

@ElliottKalan , please say you are okay!

Person knifed to death in fight over Popeye’s chicken sandwich https://t.co/6h3aPjyYn6

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Car Already Has That Old McDonald’s Smell https://t.co/P35Dcblxqv

[Christian Reilly @reillyusa]

Almost upon us. Here’s a handy guide.

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

I saw a guy at Starbucks today.
No iPhone.
No tablet.
No laptop.
He just sat there.
Drinking coffee.
Like a Psychopath.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Stone-Hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point https://t.co/ztcgBiAjv4

[Laughing Amanda 🥥🌴 @hello_amanda]

Where can I find non-entitled ducks who are not expecting handouts?

[Oliver Davis @ImOliDavis]

You: “Dad Bod”

Me, an Intellectual: “Father Figure”

[Jan Hakon Erichsen @janerichsen]

I didn’t choose the spaghetti life, the spaghetti life chose me🍝

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Terrified Glob Of Cream Cheese Escapes Bagel https://t.co/lZlTDxxUOS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them https://t.co/Y3gPV2FX43

[kit fisto's big naturals @irljeangrey]

things are getting real serious tonight on the trader joe's subreddit

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

@xtorol @usedwigs @Popehat

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Iowa Poll Finds Majority Of Democrats Would Vote For Candidate Named ‘Bobby Cheeseburger’ https://t.co/4ybElpnclu