Vanilla Valkyrie

idk

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Dark Shadows (1968)

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Paul Bunyan or as some refer to him “americas forgotten kaiju”

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They call this strain gingivitis This shit gone make ya gums bleed

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Pinhead lives in the walk in cooler at the Cookout on New Bern

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Miami or as some locals refer to it, the Perth of the west

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How come Elvis impersonators only ever do late stage Elvis?

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RIP Elvis you would’ve loved cameo

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Everlast made AI music before AI music existed

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“I’m Sean Penn and I was married to Madonna in the 80s” lol

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Remake The Thing but set it in Jamaica and title it Da Ting

[Ham @snailsafe]

Few things are guaranteed in life. We know death and taxes, but I raise you "we are out of stock for stimulants you need to function" every 30 days

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

America should have a universal job guarantee. We have so much work to do as a country. We should have centers that I can show up to at 7am with my ID and get assigned work for the day. Trash clean up, food pantry distribution I mean the possibilities are endless

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The best drag queen name ever would be Crystal Ballz lol

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I don’t eat anything with feet

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Ohhhh she’s bout it ok

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Courtney Love posts new video to “DANCE…” by Slayyyter.

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Out here grippin the kielbasa crazy style

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I love applying to 10000 jobs only to get either ghosted or rejected every day:) :) :) :) cool cool cool great great awesome

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If you’re a good surgeon your favorite song is how to save a life by the fray, but if your a bad surgeon your favorite song is cable car by the fray

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Dementia or as some people call it, the mind munchers

[dr. hee-lter skelter @rubborsoul]

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