the wedding industry is a scam. we just got quoted $10K for catering for 35 guests
that’s almost $300 a head. that’s like a two star michelin meal
might as well. cater some little cesars. or “come full” lmao. BYOF
“miami music week aint ready for us”
…like miami has never seen six dudes in unbuttoned hawaiian shirts split an eight ball of ketamine and spend 20 hours in club space
Yea sex is cool and all but have you ever been at a music festival and looked over at all the homies and they’re just glistening with joy and dancing their lil hearts out