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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy 72nd Birthday to our GREAT @USAirForce! #HBDUSAF https://t.co/wVj99MgmAS

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday, scratch your nuts and sniff your fingers.........it smells like Victory!!!!

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

I think I scared the shit out of my delivery driver

[kass @kassgaddi]

retweeted this earlier this week and got hired on the spot at Steve Madden 😭

[Tyler James @RealTyPickhaver]

Went golfing in the poconos and Basically got robbed and bullied by 100 Orthodox Jewish kids who didn’t understand that I didn’t work there. They wanted to pay for the golf cart and then eventually just tried to steal it lol

[Bill Burr @billburr]

My new special, Paper Tiger, will be available September 10th on @NetflixIsAJoke.

shot at Royal Albert Hall

produced by @allthingscomedy and @netflix

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Girl posts screenshot of a song she likes on her instagram story*

Dudes diving in DMs: “I love this song”

@gonepatrol (via IG/Benjaminforthun )

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Odell Bridesmaid Jr’s boyfriend is SHOOK @chicks (Via IG/christaandriano)

[tatecarroll @tatecarroll1]

In case ya needed to know #rush2019

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A jacked Dave Chappelle being narrated by Morgan Freeman. The content we needed.

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Dr. Kash Sirinanda @kashthefuturist]

This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than day

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Y’all remember this??

[Ron White @Ron_White]

Life gets a lot easier once you realize that only six or seven people have their shit together.

[Blake Mack @lets_go_fishin2]

This is how my friends express their concerns! ❤️