Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.
Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger
My niggas have never played anything that wasn't 2K or Madden before. I made them play Elden Ring. They got all the way to Malenia.
Here's what happened.
the wizard tossed a red orb into the next room that flashed and instantly vaporized all the bandit’s flesh and organs. we went in and their skeletons are just stood there, i’m so out of my fucking league bro