Mark Reed

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@UnitedAirlines funny how your 1.25 hour “weight and balance” on UA 586 was solved 2 minutes after 5 United employees boarded. Also funny that no luggage, people or fuel was moved during that time. Love your lies though!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@UnltedAirlines sweet 25 minutes on the tarmac waiting for the weight and balance. Top notch preflight planning guys! UA52. Real fucking gong show!!! Glad your prices are still terrible!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@UnitedAirlines 50 minutes to board due to your greed with bag fees and a cluster at the gate with gate checks since everyone had a massive roller bag. Sweet policy!!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

The one day you hoped the lounge would finally be worth the money and it’s got over a 1 hour wait. Oh well, I think when that lounge pass bill becomes due I might have a “capacity” issue with my payment to you @UnitedAirlines_ !!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@United sweet 40 minute wait for bags in Nashville. I can spit on the plane from here. Super excited to be flying with you again 🙄

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@Swhitney2008 @herkthehound So regal. Definitely jealous of Herk’s style prowess

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@herkthehound Oh damn!!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

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[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@newbelgium Kick!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

Weird day. So many good things and so many #metoo things. Get mad if you want ladies, but I’ll compare notes and go toe to toe

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united You do that. I’ll just be cancelling my $5K November ticket to Switzerland and seeing what @AmericanAir can do for price and status match. Make no mistake @united they didn’t win my business, you lost it.

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united super disappointed with your announced new mileage plan. The $18K I’ve spent on 4 int’l business flights this year wouldn’t get 1K in ‘21. Hey @AmericanAir, @Delta you want some business?

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united good to see crew luggage taking up the overhead in first class. Really going to enjoy having to place mine in my leg room. Will for sure think twice when buying a premium fare ticket with you again

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@AMEX, very disappointed with your lie of transferring accounts across countries. You lost an account to Visa from here-on-out. Enjoyed my Amex, but you made it too difficult.

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united you just find new and exciting ways to disappoint!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united Not an isolated incident. I figure connecting through Salt Lake might not be so bad. Looks like I’ll see what @Delta can do next transpacific flight in April.

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united we are officially the shittiest airline I’ve flown in a while. If it wasn’t for now being based in Denver and my love of status, I’d tell you to fuck off.

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united Probably why you take the money up front ;). That’s okay, I’m sure there are other airlines that would appreciate my $40K travel expenditure per year

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

@united Poor service on UA99, unprofessional service on UA2293 and we waited 35 minutes in Denver by the checked baggage reclaim before being told it changed. Better options out there for business class, by far!

[Mark Reed @tatemups]

I am going to be a real sour sack of shit when I have to go back to flying coach!
#businessisthetits!