Aaron

Everyone is a feminist until there is a spider around.

[Aaron @taternuts]

@ThebestFigen Plot twist the clear liquid is vodka

[Aaron @taternuts]

He did it, Tracy Morgan beat Ozempic. #Legend

[Aaron @taternuts]

I don’t know what update started the blue underline on iPhone for autocorrect, but it has sucked ass since that has been implemented.

[Aaron @taternuts]

@summersetmom @ChefReactions I read the one for alcohol just recently celebrated a year sober. Whenever someone is trying to quit a habit/addiction I recommend these books.

[Aaron @taternuts]

@ChefReactions

[Aaron @taternuts]

That’s a short draw maybe if the tube was filled properly it wouldn’t clot so fast. I’ve had properly filled tiger tops clot by the time I get out to my car to take it to the lab after the draw. So this is bullshit.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨💉 Haematologist comments on mRNA Vaccinated Blood

“This patients blood was drawn 3 minutes ago - usually takes half an hour to clot in tube - not normal”

[Aaron @taternuts]

No you’re crying at an episode of Abbott Elementary because it show cased how people that just want to help second guess themselves when yelled at by family of the people they’re trying to help.

[Aaron @taternuts]

@PhillyD Too poor to know what you’re talking about.

[Aaron @taternuts]

Alcohol free for 1 year #iamsober

[Aaron @taternuts]

Great synopsis of all of his work and his growth as a comedian.

Bo Burnham Tried To Warn Us https://t.co/MId0IZQJSw via @YouTube

[Aaron @taternuts]

@chemicalkellee I don’t believe she’s great at cooking but marketing is a whole different story.

[Aaron @taternuts]

Cuz when I think of cookware I of course think Paris Hilton

[Aaron @taternuts]

@RMcElhenney @VancityReynolds That’s Justin Theroux

[Aaron @taternuts]

If you enjoy Denis raging on it’s always sunny in Philadelphia you gotta watch this blackberry movie on Hulu. Glen Howerton is so underrated.

[Aaron @taternuts]

@AltcoinDailyio @PatriceinMilano

[Aaron @taternuts]

In case anyone forgot, FUCCCCKKK Kyle Busch.

[Aaron @taternuts]

🎶The cane tax the cane tax🎶

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@zerochills In Cambodia and Thailand, elephants have learned to stop sugar cane trucks to grab a snack

[Aaron @taternuts]

After 20 years of inflation Ludacris pinkie is now valued over 750 thousand.

[Tracy Chapman @tchapmanonline]

The kindest words from @lukecombs : « What an unreal Grammy week to say the least. There were so many laughs, tears, hugs, and cheers that it almost doesn’t seem real (…) When it comes to the performance it’s still hard to process how amazing it really was to be up there on that stage. No doubt a defining moment of my career.

Tracy, I want to send my sincerest thanks to you for allowing me to be a part of your moment. Thank you for the impact you have had on my musical journey, and the musical journeys of countless other singers, songwriters, musicians, and fans alike. I hope you felt how much you mean to the world that night. We were all in awe of you up there and I was just the guy lucky enough to have the best seat in the house. »

🥹 Thank YOU for everything!

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I don't understand literally what the fuck else is he doing rn