Babyzilla

I dont not htink thefore I do not am

[ؘ Adrian³³³ ☾ ❦ ☻ ☽ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

[Queen2222 | Ask me about my RovMacs... @SecondQuinn]

notice how Onion aint text em??? that's cause Onion Rings

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: did you pay your half of the rent?
my roommate frogney dangerfield: i tell ya i get no respect. now that i'm a frog i told my wife i hope things wont be different between us, she said not at all - she's been waitin' years for me to croak
me: frogney they are going to evict us

[LOSERPOTATO @DaiYi_Art]

#SteelBallRun #JoJosBizarreAdventure
LoveTrain🚂

[EVA 🌙 @AbsoluteCinEva]

A JJK fan will read Humpty Dumpty and their main takeaway would be to make "fraudwatch" edits of Humpy

A CSM fan will read Humpty Dumpty and ruminate over the themes of male fragility and Humpty's place as both a victim and proponent of the Patriarchy

[𝕳𝖔𝖔𝖕 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓. 𝕭 is seeing Bob 7/14 @Hoop_JohnB]

I do feel bad for my eraserhead baby pipe sometimes. His existence is torture.

[BestofHxC @BestofHxC]

Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon

[Colossal is Crazy @ColossalisCrazy]

today is the only day you can retweet this

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Listening to Auld Lang Syne

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

yeah the 6 piece combo president #fatass 😂🤦‍♂️

[n8 @ExpertN8_]

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[yaren || EDTWT! @sxorpio02]

@priestyaoi is this safe

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live

[aspirin @yumehimejoshi]

> Walk up
> tap left side of neck twice
> walk away

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

General chicken wit egg roll

[jacksob @jackosob]

dude fucking calm down .. ill give it you in a minute what the hell dude