Ryan

Former croquet enthusiast

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

@Cubs Dear God, he looks 33 but acts 45.

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

@CTAFails St. Pat's weekend there were 3 trains on the entire Brown Line on Saturday and TWO (2) on Sunday. Unreal.

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

@Logical8472 @SpaceX I was thinking the same thing...

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

I felt like having granite countertops and stainless steel appliances, I should be drinking more refined cocktails. #followmeformorerecipes #mixologist #gucci #livingmybestlife #youcantaffordthis https://t.co/kOBRqaTTwW

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Needed some cool, clean water, again. #busterscruggs @ Ravenswood Manor Historic District https://t.co/VNS9jTMKw8

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

I'll "leave" this up to the artists' interpretation. @ Albany Park https://t.co/9shbSzgYZx

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Welcoming you from a new perspective. We wanted to live near the Brown Line, and now we live ON it, and it's pretty neat. Enjoying the above-ground life, so far. Glad to still be in the neighborhood, too! @ Albany Park https://t.co/kEFCQ5TeOD

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Yeah, I'm over this shit, and you'd better be, too. @ Albany Park https://t.co/aueGLlKcRW

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

I adore this.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

Do not listen. This is shit advice.
I have nothing to do with this.
In the wise words of my wife. “What has changed?”
Nothing.
There is no cure, there is no vaccine.
Go out at your peril. Mingle at your own risk.
Just remember
“Bring out your dead.”
Be safe
Eric

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

My lifelong dream just changed from living on an island in a tropical climate, and owning a tiki bar, to moving to the U.K., becoming successful enough to being on 8 Out of 10 Cats, then moving the U.K. to a tropical climate, and then owning a tiki bar.

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Haven't used Twitter for much, lately, but I just wondered how a human body would react to doing laps in a pool of Purell. These are the times we need to be asking these questions.

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Winky snowperson, courtesy of irinawildart @ Albany Park, Chicago https://t.co/ChfdgtZuew

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

12 off. Might delete later. @ CTA Brown Line https://t.co/F2hCNUbhis

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

@nerfherder_band sounds amazing. I'm more happy than I've been in a while. @ Reggies https://t.co/V3xMfxjal6

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Nothing beats the Lincoln Square holiday lights... Or my face, which appears deceptively greasy. #moist @ Lincoln Square, Chicago https://t.co/PaPDVdn6sE

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

@juzcook Get well, soon! Love your guts!

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Glad to be on Twitter again, where I can say I'm happily off work and half-drunk in a Devin Townsend YouTube spiral. I miss baseball.

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Three runs away.. still gorgeous. Lovely birthday meeting... @ CTA Brown Line https://t.co/C4R6ccxMeb

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

Loving the new awning! Big surprise to see the artistè! Visit @arichardsonart for more! Much love! @ Cork Lounge https://t.co/OvRC8V7vg2

[Ryan @TaterWaffle]

@nachosarah How kind of you to limit it to the nation.