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fuck you, I’m funny. Cash app: $tatsnsass1 Venmo: Loupporteur

[M @tatsnsass]

Being an adult is just saying “damn that was x amount of years ago!?” everyday until you die

[M @tatsnsass]

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[Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ @TLocV]

I don't got no patience at all, I be wanting shit done as soon as I think about it 💯😂

[alfie @alfienxo]

you can't gaslight me because i'm okay with being the villain

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Me getting drafted to WWIII cuz they’ve been tracking my K/D ratio on Call of Duty

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

I'm full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

[M @tatsnsass]

I’m from Florida, the flattest state of all, now in California and even I know not to press your brakes the entire downgrade

[M @tatsnsass]

when the hot sauce starts to taste like ketchup, that’s how you know you’ve gone too far east

[𝙇𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙔 @laneygraceeee]

promise rings are cute asf, imma buy myself one and promise to stop being dumb

[Prachi @prachii_615]

I dont want to date , i just want to magically be in a long term relationship with someone emotionally secure and cute

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

My brain isn’t rotting, I’m saving it for banana bread

[⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔٭⊹ @metickleu]

I miss 2020 when it was illegal for people to come near me.

[M @tatsnsass]

Being alive during the invention of the microwave had to have been lit as hell

[M @tatsnsass]

I get drunk and just start speaking in gifs, if you don’t understand that’s a you problem