ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆

[Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar]

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

[ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆ @TatumLeree]

Vanessa for MVP #girlboss #PuppyBowlXX

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

whenever someone talks about money laundering i immediately imagine amelia bedelia dry cleaning dollar bills

[ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆ @TatumLeree]

My Apple Watch when I’m putting away laundry: OKAY!! 🔥🔥🔥

My Apple Watch when I’m sprinting on the treadmill: try exercising fatty✌🏼😌✌🏼

[ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆ @TatumLeree]

Dropped my phone and shattered it on my birthday and took it as a sign to get a new one… and an Apple Watch 🥲

[kel @centurie333]

i’m afraid a Steely Dan girl summer is upon us

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

It’s here… the rare few weeks when the girls can wear The Uniform

[Baylor University @Baylor]

Dozens of Baylor students got baptized on Fountain Mall after last night's FM72 worship service! 🐻🌊🙌

[han 🌙 @hangelicapickls]

i believe apples, oranges and bananas are primary fruits. everything else falls into either secondary fruits (eg. pears) or tertiary fruits (eg. pomegranate)

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

Just filled up my tank and I’ve actually decided to put my car in neutral, open the door and use my feet like the flinstones

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I would watch Euphoria if it didn't have drugs and they all got along and they had to bake 3 things a week to impress the judges and try to get star baker

[Chris Cannon @colourfulchris]

It’s my new favorite song.

[ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆ @TatumLeree]

✨ Valentine

This year you're mine helengail! ❤️
And you, whom will be yours?

➡️ https://t.co/gGACLx6jib

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I think it's time for Shania Twain to release a song full of things that DO impress her (much). Canals, being willing to cry in public, how strong ants are for their size, speed-reading. Whatever it is, it's time we knew.

[trash jones @jzux]

one time when i worked as a host at a fancy restaurant in LA, joaquin phoenix’s people called to try to book him a last minute table for that night and i said “more like walk-in phoenix” and they literally hung up on me

[ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆ @TatumLeree]

Wordle 222 3/6

🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

WHAT

[ᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ ɴᴇᴠɪɴs ☆ @TatumLeree]

Wordle 221 6/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

First wordle 🙂

[not a ‘big ot’ @bigottimerush]

girls will be like ‘if I turned into a miniature pie would you eat me in one bite or a few’ and get mad at your answer

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter