Fart Jacobs

Mario kart ID: 976540759673 #BringSmoochingBacktoKirby

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

Grand rising my brethren. Got on twitter just to change my profile picture.

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

@cornE_cob Exactly

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

Chipotle wanna discontinue chicken Al pastor but got BARBACOA EVERY DAY!!!! I’m fed up

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

did you guys know that zoosadism, which is the pleasure you get out of hurting animals, is a warning sign of psychopathy and potential violence towards humans

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

If the child on the left was old enough to pick cotton and the child on the right was old enough to attend Klan rallies, then today's children are old enough to learn about both of these and how they've led us to where we are today.

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

For example, I don’t give my number out to people I meet on apps. You get Snapchat. And my location is OFF.

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

@itsjustfatimah @negusAIDA Not even schools, I learned who Yoruba people are from Twitter… I know like one Nigerian person irl. This is very accessible information 😭

[☆ fatimah with a ‘h’ ☆ @itsjustfatimah]

Open up the schools!! You lot are too proud to be ignorant!!

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

@CassmomKlipp @camillard Mmkay well clearly you don’t have reading comprehension skills and I don’t have the patience to argue with you. Bye.

[Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon @tomiahonen]

Aaron? I am devastated! Stunned.. and devastated. I am flabggerasterred. And stunned. And devastated.

The only thing that could be worse, is if Mexico did not pay?

[SLEEZE🥳😛😈☔️ @Yosleeze]

The ending sent me right to hell.
Thanks guys.

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

@CassmomKlipp @camillard He was 18 and never entered a legal contract before. He had a “rep” but it was a family friend of the people he thought was his family! He trusted them.. he was just a kid.

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

@SweetCarmel77 @camillard @davenewworld_2 Same! Something about it didn’t sit right with me, even at 11 years old

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

Girl

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

A #StrangerThings fan had her life turned upside down after being catfished by a scammer claiming to be Dacre Montgomery, who plays Billy in the series.

The single mother says she left her husband for the scammer after meeting on an online forum, and even sent them nearly $10K.

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

I remember reading somewhere that Angela Bassett said, on her cheat day, she likes to treat herself to rich foods like "cottage cheese" and "avocado," and I knew then that it was gonna have to be plastic surgery and lipo for me. Kudos to this Queen.

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

I hate to be that person, but how much did we just authorize to send to Ukraine? Hawaii is a much smaller place and a state of this very country, no?

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

@_PhallonX0X0 My coworker started dating this Arabian woman who told him she wasn’t having sex until she was married. I asked him why he was still dating her and he was like she got fat titties. I asked him why he leading her on knowing he wants sex and wasting her time. He basically said 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

This is a disgusting thing to say. Gtfoh

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

Taking 30+ pictures of me with stank face for my Twitter pfp but none of them are stanky enough

[Fart Jacobs @Tavacoh]

Dis New Orleans?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Only in Britain would a road look like this.