TS

they/them

[JP @jpbrammer]

I will be stepping back and taking some time to focus on revenge

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“Describe yourself in 5 words”

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

yeah sex is fine but have you ever gotten a jeopardy clue right when none of the contestants have?

[motti @motticomedy]

one thing about me? i’m gonna give it a Goog

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Ok what sign is Barbie

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

demon party, germany, 15th century

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

mom: and if all your friends wanted to succumb to erosion? would you?

floodplain: well the grand ca—

mom: i did NOT. raise a canyon

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Bro last night was a delicate balance

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

obsessed with the elderly spanish villager lady who repainted these 600 year old statues and even after a public outcry was like "it's definitely an improvement"

[JP @jpbrammer]

Grimace’s Birthday will continue until morale improves

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wont lie i did used to behead my barbies but really happy to be on the soundtrack tho !

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

in my head, jolene looks like either melissa schemmenti or ice spice

[JP @jpbrammer]

philosopher king? philosopher clown

[JP @jpbrammer]

This Barbie is a war criminal

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

girlfriends, flanders, 1475