DUDE!! This fucking woman came to my house and asked me to come outside and help her out with her broken car. She was crying and sobbing. My mom wanted to go outside and help, but thank the fucking lord I trusted my intuition and said no. Be careful EVERYONE! This happened in FV
Thanks for the invite. Tavia is a great example of the multi sport athletes that have participated on our basketball teams for the better part of 30 years in @LangleySchools She was instrumental in our 2016 championship run. @UFVCascades basketball should find her a uniform!! https://t.co/wT0x70KtGU
Drunk guy: wtf happened last night?
Friend: bro you don't wanna know
Drunk guy: just tell me..
Friend: you swam across the fuckin Hoover dam https://t.co/zeQeyBRuY3