Matthew Jordan

I swing bonks!
Rocket scientist, lover of all things space! Part time runner. Practice getting being strong! Whatcha need? I can help get you there!

[Matthew Jordan @tawooh]

N: The North Pole
E: Big Diomede Island
S: Perth, Aus
W: Little Diomede Island

[Tim Hamilton @TSHamiltonAstro]

Most NSEW places I've been:
N: Fairbanks, Alaska
S: Cuzco, Peru
E: Iași, Romania
W: Haleiwa, Hawaii

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https://t.co/V8VTokWjrR Turns out Ozempic causes issues with extra skin. But, if you work out (which people on Ozempic are trying desperately to avoid) turns out your body can keep up with the extra skin.

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Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: https://t.co/LeszUwNi9R

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@Mappy6984 Um, did he just use a torque wrench as a breaker bar? Unsat...

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@joehendry You need to remind the world that Logan Paul is a spitting image of the pedo Jimmy Saville.

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Why does @LoganPaul remind me of Jimmy Savile?

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@StardustVibes_ I mean in the UK and AUS cunt is a term of endearment...

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@fhools @paramountplus Guess its fixed now. That sucked.

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@DimiMAFC @DanhausenAD @WWE Danhausen seems like a Hi-Low kinda guy...

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@heyrvn How the heck is No a difficult word to say properly? It is almost universal.

[perez @hardworkinginsf]

@CNN

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@AVGirl4Life Multipass!

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@FadeAwayMedia Nah one of the MFTs has their fzce painted that way. The longer black is the beard.

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@oelma__ Eat cause I'm hungry.

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@skiistiredasf Papa VI... #ghost

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@EshaAA33 Isn't it awesome to not care about the artists' politics? I still enjoy your music ma'am.

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@BreakingNews What exactly does the jab have to do with a suicide? The vax makes you wanna go kys?

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@IconicChriss Goldberg

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@honeymoon250 Mostly space for the jewels. Pants that tight can cut circulation.

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@lady_valor_07 Porn and politics