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I’m a businessman, I do business. I’ve been doing business for 15, 7 years

[A Lie @tax_levy]

dylan cease is so fucking cool

[A Lie @tax_levy]

me thinking in the ymca shower that smells like toe piss: so tired…can’t believe im on my period this weekend…despite today’s efforts thighs r still looking pale and mid…

gym pool speakers that funnel directly into my shower stall: So say! Geronimo say geronimo

[A Lie @tax_levy]

I’ve been jokingly saying this about Kanye for years (“great guy, terrible music”—gets a laugh maybe 15% of the time) but earnestly saying it about Chappelle Roan for months

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

You can like and agree with woody Allen’s decisions in his private life without enjoying his movies it’s called seperating the art from the artist

[A Lie @tax_levy]

akon was actually the last castrado ever (woohoo weehoo)

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dont care about soccer but planning to root for whichever countries whose citizens i deem to be as oppressed as mets/jets fans

[A Lie @tax_levy]

at work searching “screeching monkeys” “aggressive screaming monkeys maybe mating noises” “audio from old internet pranks where it’s a ‘maze’ but then a scary ghoul girl pops up and screams” for the pandora station

[A Lie @tax_levy]

googled what Sean Paul gets & has gotten up to & the shitty AI said he was in federal prison for wire fraud. after looking at his wiki & seeing nothing but his history of climate advocacy realized AI conflated him with sean kingston. a frankly troubling ordeal in more ways than 1

[A Lie @tax_levy]

it’s really sweet, actually—they bus this little league team all the way in from westchester county. yeah, it’s a special program for overserved, outer-city children

[Salvador Perez @SalvadorPerez15]

I don’t need a mental breather

[tadano!🪄 @x00ge_ii63]

lenin being the only successful revolutionary of the failed European uprisings just makes sense, revolution can only be won through a real shift and destruction of liberalism in all respects

[A Lie @tax_levy]

the little waynes we know to be small

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Dads discussing a hot tub purchase at a barbecue

[A Lie @tax_levy]

@KiraBrook @LRSerling @HBendaas I agree w/ the idea that they want it to backfire; they also try to convince more Western Jews to at least sympathize w/ + support Zionism (using RW tactics) if not outright move. There’s also literal $ in many Zionist/“anti-jewish hate” orgs. Worked for them b4; not as much now

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Post from an “NFL insider” named Ben Dover: Patrick Mahomes reportedly pooped and ate his own poop and then pooped out his poop he ate and then ate the pooped out poop a second time

Quote tweet from a deeply credulous 46 year old: Wow. Explains some of the Chiefs 2025 issues.

[A Lie @tax_levy]

it did in my twenties dawn on me that there has not been just the 1 Punxsutawney Phil this whole time. I knew a groundhog didn’t actually predict weather via the presence or absence of its shadow but I did tacitly accept the notion that we have access to a centuries-old groundhog

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

If you think I hate the Dodgers wait until you see my tweets about “Team Israel” next month

[A Lie @tax_levy]

it’s nice to occasionally be reminded that mike trout and I have the same variety of weather and baseball autism

[Mike Trout @MikeTrout]

@Brent_Rooker25 If the model gives there town more snow it’s the one they use if it shows any mixing or less accumulations ya throw it out ….I’m guilty of it too… 😂

[A Lie @tax_levy]

I’m gonna miss him so much. He is the angriest man in the world

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Jeff McNeil traded to A’s

[A Lie @tax_levy]

college football: We are locked in for an exciting matchup between West Dakota and East Dakota. Jedediah Heartlove looking great for Northeast Western West Virginia State. Southsouthern Pennsylvania is making a big statement

[A Lie @tax_levy]

baltimorean friend happened to text me like 2 mins after I heard the news