ironicArtisan

//// derse + knight of breath uhhh dni in pinned tweet|| that is not my own underwear in my banner i just found it on pinterest

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

finally making one of these intro pages

my preferred alias is Dave
i use he/him EXCLUSIVELY 🏳️‍⚧️
i’m apart of #hstwt #bfditwt #inanimateinsanitytwt and #revoverytwt

DNI: proship/darkship, loli/shotacon, maga, racists, nazis (why do i even have to say this?)

[mafuyu of #🧀🍞TWT (-20/30)!! ִֶָ་༘࿐ @cyrn_mp3]

When passive suicidal thoughts turn into active suicidal thoughts

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

@aspiringWatcher i don’t remember her ever doing that, or even talking to any humans?

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

broke the typing quirk this shit serious for her

[chaenus @crosushi]

IUVE BEEN LAUGIJB AT THIS FOR LIEKFIVE MINUETS

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

homestuck fans when you like homestuck

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

i tried making an actual fankid for this thing (yes ruby is a play on “r bb”)

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

she thought she “wasn’t a homosexual” when she thought she was a man because she only likes girls,,, this is actually because she’s a lesbian and didn’t realize it. hence the lesbian spider8reath

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

@treasuremap2100 sorry bro

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

i wish i was remotely interesting like at all so people had shit to say in my strawpage

[East 🧭 (in my Davekat era) @easternCriminal]

@redflower_crown It’s not a panel but this Karkat from Paradox Space has my ENTIRE heart

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

candy jane says this in a drunken fit to tavvy and then immediately forgets the next morning

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“I would kill for you.” “I would die for you.”

Yeah, well, I would heal for you. I’d unlearn my toxic patterns, face my wounds, and become a healthier person so my love doesn’t hurt you.

[snow @snowpomf4]

how the parking lot sky looks after shoving the liquor rack over an old lady

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

this is tangentially related to the homestuck epilogues

[Barack Obama @BarackObamaUSPS]

Uh let me be clear, my fellow americans I'm uh Transgender (FTM) and my pronouns are he/him

[⋮ ⌗ linney♡ @lilbitchnga]

i fantasize about my family coming into my room and finding my dead body.

[_lxxmynø @_lxxmyno]

i drew delffy for purely self indulgent reasons

[𑣲epoch || shedrtwt @astrocat16x]

when you realize that what happened to you actually wasnt normal😳 when you Realize you were lowkey abused😳🫱 #BruhMoment

[ironicArtisan @taxidavemie]

the world is my canvas; and homestuck, my muse

[eli (//w-) @lushamos]

what if future dave told ult which chipmunk was getting the best head

[holly @avgvryaside]

karkat when you shake a bag of karkat treats

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

aranea fans: people who like "actual characters" with "themes" 🥱
horuss fans: addicted to porn
meulin fans: addicted to bbw porn
porrim fans: definitely a lesbian
latula fans:
cronus fans: "what if i touched you, lol. im so edgy 😂"
meenah fans on the dl:

[Rydia @iagedherdown]

Something us June fans have to come to terms with is that she would 100% still dress like this.

[normal girl @vithevine]

nothing abt white ppl i just think shes bad af