Jane Street Gamelan

Sleep dealer

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

@thepostsoffice Another fan! Kurt Vonnegut's last 2 years coincided with American Dad on the air. I should ask women on Facebook Dating about 2000s TV

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

I suppose I agree that the obviously mentally ill person is insane. It is also insane to obsess over this individual. Have you considered CBD, hard cider, and rewatching American Dad?

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

Made an insane political collage. I was cutting and pasting late into the night #schizo #outsiderart

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

Boomers are having a terrible time attempting to use modern phones and computers. Scrolling annoying Facebook Reels on full volume, not recognizing it's AI generated. Losing every password, calling and stuck on hold for info you can Google, falling victim to romance scams

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

@FTX_YoungBoy It isn't healthy to relive it constantly and be subject to public scrutiny. People want a clear villain or justice for what has been done to them. It kind of creates diversion from the big issues we can't control. Dems would rather stoke gender division than challenge inequality

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

@FTX_YoungBoy Lost my virginity at 19 and was also told that's late. Gen Z incels are pushing it back

[Ivan Seal’s Paintings @ivansealpaints]

"vase and flowers" (2019)

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

@Y2K_mindset I've seen his video essays, don't care if he disappears from the current cancellation. People mainly open that shit as background noise

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

In one of my journals I predicted Logan Paul will run for president in 2032. Gen Alpha, who were raised on YouTube Shorts, start voting in 2028

[ཊལབསརངཧ @David_Rudnick]

its images like this that makes it hard to believe the world can go on for another 20, even 10 years. Where do you even go from here

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

@FTX_YoungBoy I've felt this too, but also heard the other side that people are going through their own shit and withdraw in response

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

@FTX_YoungBoy I was 7 and my teacher only played the radio broadcast. They sent us home early then I watched a bit more on TV. My parents brought me to participate in this show of Patriotism in the wake of 9/11

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

You'll see people claiming every 6 months that they'll finally leave social media for good, and ultimately they stick around. They're addicted to this shit like the rest of us. They have to bang on the bars of their digital cage for some sense of agency

[yankee nicølina 🗽⚾️🪿🚩 @ellonico]

this is my country i fight for my country

[forward deployed fish @Jacobkupp]

fuck yeah bro, wikipedia for you page. byzantine naval battle, papua new guinean creole language, indiana township population 310, deputy governor of the bank of england, sierra leonean cuisine, it's wikipedia for you dawg it's lit.

[unconfident gay male @wikipetanfan]

first day of film school today. one if my professors literally put this image on the syllabus slideshow

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

There's a transition. You lose your apartment, live in your car, try to keep a job. You get knocks on the window by police/security when you sleep in a parking lot. If the car breaks down, or it's left at a No Parking zone, it's impounded, now you're totally on the streets

[🌐 @ttfalor]

that first night as a homeless person gotta be crazy

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

There's this right angle USB-C to 3.5mm adapter. It works alright for my wired earbuds

[ardnin @ardnin_]

now that my newest phone doesn't have a headphone jack anymore I'm forced to dive into the horrible world of usb c adapters and I'm losing my mind

Why does no one make adapters that just put the headphone jack directly into the usb c plug???

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

There is no standard protocol. We would likely just find out immediately on Twitter then you'll hear people shouting in joy around you

[jules ☭ 🪼 @albions1971]

okay but what actually do americans do if the president dies. will there be like an emergency alert on everyone’s phone.

[Jane Street Gamelan @taxtekken]

As a TikTok uploads all speech is transcribed and captions scanned. The algorithm knows what unalive and grape actually mean now. Algospeak is like a superstition. Plenty of videos with cursing and sensitive subjects do go viral

[Karla 🇲🇽 • Method Acting Apologist • @Artisticneed]

When it comes to ppl self censoring in YouTube and TikTok videos why is it always using stuff like “unalived” and not commonly used euphemisms like “kicked the bucket” or whatever? Why “Corn” instead of “18+ films”?